You Can Only Talk To One Of The Following - Choose
- Cats
- Dogs
- Rabbits
- Mice
- Birds
- Fish
- Reptiles
- Insects
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I chose insects, so I can tell them to fuck all the way off. 
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My bird so I can ask him why does he keep screaming at me all day long.
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Dogs, so I can tell him/her what a good boy/girl he or she is!
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Dogs. I feel like dogs, cats, and some birds are the only ones smart enough to have anything useful to say.
But dogs probably have the best sense of humor of the bunch, and for sure I don’t want to know what my cat thinks about things.
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I feel like my bird is just cussing me out every chance he gets, lol.
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Look, we already know what dogs and cats would say, and I’m not really interested in my cat telling me he doesn’t want me to degrade him with all the nicknames I have for him. So it’s bunnies for me. As Anya from BtVS told us, they’re evil but who can really tell what they’re thinking. I’d like to know. If they’re plotting world domination I’d like to help. Also the rabbits in Fillory are smugglers and they smoke cigarettes. That’s cool man.
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I feel like that list should have had horses on it but since it didn’t… Just think of all the intel you could gather if you could send your little bird friends to perch on the window sills or park benches.
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